Hey! Makers of Midol. Listen to my incessant buzz.
Why must the oval-shaped ocean-blue pill be housed in a square piece of foil and paper that takes more than one millisecond to open? Do you not understand that time is precious when ladies need their fix?
Why must you create the tiniest of triangles to peel back not once, not twice, not even thrice, to get at what we search for? Do you not understand that time is precious when ladies need their fix?
Why must we then be forced to dig a tiny corner of fingernail into a silver covering? No fingernail at the ready? Then what? A sharp instrument? Do you not understand that time is precious when ladies need their fix?
Take heed. Bring back the bottle since with a simple cap twist and bottle shake, many a woman will be elated.
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